Wednesday, May 13, 2009

CSI: Home

Interrogation of a 2 1/2 year old:
Mother is in the kitchen preparing breakfast when she hears high-pitched crying emanating from the living room. Upon entering the living room, Mother asks 2 1/2 yar old, "Why is he crying?" Toddler responds, "He cried because (yawn)...because I yawned."